Yes, that's right.
After careful prayer, meditation, and discernment. . .
I have decided to begin writing on the eljay once again.
(don't all cheer at once)
This, I'm sure, will greatly affect the lives of the four friends I have who actually might read this.
So, you have been forewarned. Once I am no longer up to my ears with papers (which will occur at approximately 2:24:35 PM on May 12th in the Year of Lord 2006), I will begin posting regularly.
(oh, good lord. . . stop the cat calls already. . . you're embarassing me)
Prepare yourself, for I am sure you will all soon be rushing to find a computer in order to read what amusing, fascinating, or witty bit of insight I might have to offer.
As a preview, let me begin by predicting the remaining American Idol contestants, in the order they will be voted off:
5. Paris (this happened tonight, but I sooo called it)
You heard it here first, folks. Until next Friday -
Feel free to continue with your regularly scheduled lives.
- listening to:the sweet sounds of procrastination